Well, John, as a resident of Bristol, I was offended by "Wil de Gelt"'s over-the-top, sneering insults because I didn't think they reflected favorably on Bristol. In a weak moment, I responded as I did.
Since you've taken the same low road as Mr. "De Gelt", perhaps I might suggest the following?
1) You go to The Coffee Depot. Mr. "De Gelt" will go to the BeeHive. Both of you should purchase a cup of your favorite blend.
2) The two of you should drive and meet at the Audubon Society (i.e., right on the Bristol/Warren town line).
3) You can exchange coffees from your respective towns.
4) You can then hold hands, walk down the paths, together, and spit in each other's coffee.
Sounds like a plan?
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