Let's face it - there is NO hope for Warren.
Poor little Warren - stuck between the moneyed, bedroom community that is Borrington and the jewel of the East Bay - Bristol.
Take a quick look:
Bristol has the high school - Warren, the middle school
Bristol has the Fourth of July parade - Warren has the quahog festival
Bristol has Colt State Park - Warren, Jamiel park
Bristol has Linden Place, Blithewold Mansion & Mt. Hope Farm - Warren has Frerich's Farm
Bristol has the Harbor - Warren, da riva
Bristol has the Mt. Hope Bridge - Warren has the bridge that connects to Borrington (does it even have a name?)
Bristol has RWU - Warren has ???
Warren can't even decide on when it was founded - 1679 on some signs, 1747 on others.
So sad, so sad.
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