hey i've got an idea to lighten the mood...
how about a chris stanley caption contest for the photo to this story?
i'll start everyone off with a couple...
1. "hey, relax, we only need to raise taxes this much..."
2. "don't worry, we only need to cut this much from the budget..."
3. "wow, whatta grindah at warren house of pizzah..."
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