It certainly has not gone un-noticed that “The Donald” has called down a full panoply of ancient plagues on his own head. It is not only the Jews who recognize this, since there are many Goyim who feel the same way amongst the “Chosen.”

Those who follow the “Olde Testament” or Five Books of Moses easily recognize the paramount biblical curse of worshipping the Golden Calf, in addition to the congenital stupidity exhibited by the Trump sycophants, Jewish or not.  The divinity’s follow up to this religious travesty was to send out the Levite tribe to punish the sinners with the elimination of thousands of the opponents to monotheism.

Naturally the world has become more civilized and the United States holds sacred the separation of Church and State, so the extent of this punishment will be determined by the Senate trial rather than ordained from above.

Nevertheless, the dictates of history and the Old Testament, particularly the Book of Samuel, should not be ignored. Our esteemed David, a young Israelite shepherd (although of Rhode Island/Sicilian parentage), will venture out soon to re-enact the teachings of the Old Testament and slay the evil Goliath Trump.

This should (for a while) put an end to the worship of the Golden Calf, the misogyny, abusive conduct, racism and other high crimes against our constitution, and the insult to our collective intelligence foisted upon us by this evil tribe of Philistines. In addition, this will allow us to re-unify as a nation, re-establish our place amongst the highly respected countries of the world, and help to clean out the most objectionable filth from our Capitol buildings. Shush, don’t yet tell the Goyim.

George Burman
Bristol