Seems to me that Ms. Jones wouldn't know fun if it walked up and handed her a grilled-cheese sandwich. Sheesh, if you're advocating temperance, Ms. Jones, just say so. Otherwise, please check your fear- and guilt-mongering at the door.
A gathering of adults enjoying locally made beer at an outdoor festival on a Spring Day sounds like a nice day and a good way to meet people from the community. I look forward to tasting the brewers' products I haven't tried before. I will take RIPTA to and from the event.
The only uncertainty I have about this entire affair concerns what the weather will be like. Aside from that, I'm in with both feet and I hope to see everyone there.
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