I was really offended last night to see respectable Barrington youths dressed as zombies, vampires, and pirates. Don't people know that zombies and vampires eat people, and that pirates hold ships at gunpoint? This really legitimizes zombies, vampires, and pirates in a way that is just unacceptable. What kind of town is this that lets our kids dress up in bad-guy costumes? Don't people know that dressing up in bad-guy costumes, regardless of whether its for an educational play, is offensive? I bet that those kids dressed as pirates might actually become pirates one day. They haven't learned a thing.
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